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| Love Quotes |
Joseph E. Morris
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Don Byas
Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Scott Adams
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Richard Jeni
Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.
30 Rock
It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
Lucille Ball
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Natasha Leggero
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.
Honore de Balzac
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