When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. ~ Albert Einstein
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.~ Jim Carrey
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.~ Benjamin Franklin
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.~ Ellen DeGeneres
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.~ Isaac Asimov
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.~ Oliver Herford
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