Showing posts with label Funny-Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny-Quotes. Show all posts

Friday 18 April 2014

I don't know who invented heels, but all women owe him alot.

Best All In One Quotes

"I don't know who invented heels, but all women owe him alot."

Friday 4 April 2014

Funny Quotes from Legends...:D




When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. ~ Albert Einstein


Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.~ Jim Carrey


Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.~ Benjamin Franklin


My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.~ Ellen DeGeneres


People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.~ Isaac Asimov


A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.~ Oliver Herford